Popstar Jokes

michael jackson britney spears

The reason that they call Michael Jackson “MJ” but they dont do that with all popstars, is because then Brittney Spears would be “BS”.

Dude: Did you hear about Soulja Boy’s death?
Person: No way, did he get murdered?
Dude: Yeah, and guess who he was killed by?
Person: Who?
Dude: YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

ChuckNorris

Chuck Norris is the only person to date to beat a brick wall in tennis.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

The Boogeyman looks under his bed every night to make sure that Chuck Norris isn’t hiding under it.

Chuck Norris has been dead for years. Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him.

Do you know anybody that doesn’t like Chuck Norris? You won’t know them for very long.

Chuck Norris doesn’t dodge bullets… bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once jumped in a like. He didn’t get wet. The water got Chuck Norrised.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim in land.

The power of one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is enough to light up Australlia for 44 minutes.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t lift himself up. He pushes the world down.

Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow down.

Only Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

If  you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no “Ctrl” button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. 0_o

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Blue text jokes credit goes to ChuckNorrisFacts.com



14 responses

18 07 2009
alextoledo23

lol those chuck norris jokes r funny
but i dont lyk the virgin mary and jesus ones due to respect…
i also like the britney 1
R.I.P. MJ

18 07 2009
nachozrule

sorry… i removed the virgin mary one =)

20 07 2009
Flame

That’s awesome. Chuck can slam a revolving doors lol. Thi sis going to be a great site. I am not so crazy about the Jesus one though but I think it is ok.

9 08 2009
galaria25

im with you on the jesus one. WHOA ITS FLAME. the babysitting episode is funny. wait are you flame12?

22 07 2009
Alex bl 17

Hey Nachoz Cool site!!!!Check out mine at Bl17.wordpress.com

24 07 2009
Charmy 99

lol!

27 07 2009
bowserman

hey funny i seen all your vids i would like to meet you on cp but your so famous you would atract a crowd but in case
name: bowserman
server:matterhorn
time: 12:30 cp time

28 07 2009
Sir Wubzalot

nachoz!!!!!!!!!!!!kool website and twitter. number 1 fan

3 08 2009
dixie

Nachoz your soooooooooooooooo cool! i laugh every time i wacthe your videos!
P.S go on server summit at 5:30 on Augest 21st, 2009 at the dock.

9 08 2009
galaria25

lol YOOOOOUUUUUUU! i get it. also the other ones are funny too. but i dont think chuck norris is a popstar. or the soulja boy dudes.

11 08 2009
big dale

the soulja boy died was funny

17 08 2009
CarlyHeart1

I think the one where when he dose the push ups was funny.I like these jokes(better than mine 😛 )

20 08 2009
Mitt285

how do u change the pic?

21 08 2009
Frosty Blade

Hey Nachoz, for these comedies, you should have Chuck Norris saying, “There’s no chin under my beard, only a fist!”

That’s a joke I heard.

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